Today’s challenge was slightly different from the previous 2 days. If i completed the challenge i would not have to do tomorrows forfeit challenge. Given my success on the last few days i was fairly optimistic.
For today’s challenge i not allowed to urinate when i got up. i was to shower and then write ‘PISS’ down the top part of my right leg. i was then to dress in my uniform (Smart shorts and a polo shirt today). The last 2 ‘S’s from yesterday’s permanent marker scrawl were visible below the shorts like some sort of badly done tattoo. Of course i had my nappy on but i found it quite difficult to arrange in my shorts. i was only to drink half a litre of water before putting the washing machine on a full was/dry cycle. i was then to drink another cup of water before going out on a walk. i was to keep walking until i needed to piss. i could hold it for as long as a i wanted but i was to return home by the quickest route immediately after i relieved myself. If the washing machine was still running when i returned i would have failed at the challenge. if it had finished i would have succeeded. i wasn’t allowed to take anything that would tell me the time with me on my travels. i’m sure people don’t want to read about me trying to hold it for what seemed like hours, but eventually i had to go. I hadn’t thought things through properly, because although i had walked for miles, i hadn’t actually gone very far from home and returned quite quickly to find the washing machine still running. I had failed and am sorry to have done so. I am looking forward to completing Master’s forfeit to redeem myself some way.