The slave object has finally managed to go live with the new site. There are still a few bugs but at least it’s good to go for when it get back from holiday. The site is designed to give much more prominence to the blog rather than the static content, which is still there via the menu at the top right. The slave is still not too sure it likes the menu, so that may change to a more traditional style.
The object has also been reminded that, apart from at work and in public/with family, it should never think of itself as human or male. it is an object and property to be owned. Therefore you may notice that there is a change in the language used on here. Instead of ‘I’, ‘it’ will be used. it will also refer to itself as ‘slave’, ‘object’ and ‘property’ etc along with other names to help it remember its place.
Its temporary master has been doing a lot to reinforce the fact that it is property and it should think of itself as such recently so it is only right that it embraces that.