Extreme Diaper Challenge

This week’s challenge came from getdare . I picked it at random by using random.org to generate numbers that represented page and post numbers; it’s not one I would have normally picked and it did take me outside of my comfort zone. When I initially read it on the site it seemed easy enough to do, however, once I got the elements of the task that I had to do it seemed a bit scarier.

The challenge actually started the day before when I was allowed to pee but not poo, had to eat normally and also take a dose of laxative before bed. I went to sleep normally, and woke up ready to give the challenge a shot. I started out at about 7:50, I put on 3 diapers, the bottom 2 had slits in to allow things to flow through & waited for an hour before I started on the next part of my task. At 9AM I ate 2 full bowls of bran cereal. For me, that was quite a challenge in itself as I hate both bran and milk. I did it never the less, so far so good. at 10 AM I drank 1 liter of Pepsi Max, again, I was feeling fine for the next hour. A but gassy, but I was fine. 11AM came and I lluckilydidn’t have to drink or eat anything. The only task was to add four eggs to the back of the inner diaper and add a 4th diaper to the whole package. This is where things started to get interesting, at about 11:10, I really needed to pee. I tried to hold it and hold it, because if I managed to do so until noon, I would win one of the mini challenges. I lasted until about 11:30, when I couldn’t hold it any longer and pissed my diaper. It felt so good and I have never been so relieved to pee in all my life.

12:00 was lunch time, I was told I would be eating five jars of green beans baby food, unfortunately I couldn’t find any in Sainsbury’s so I decided to make my own using a packet full of green bean and a blender. I’m sure there was much more that the five jars worth, but I made sure I ate it all without using hands or any utensils. I decided the best way to achieve this was to put it in a dog bowl, stick my face in it and slurp it up. It was horrible, just a green slime. My face was covered, but it didn’t feel too bad to start with but after about 15 minutes, it started to dry on and was actually quite uncomfortable. I also needed to piss again, this time I didn’t hold it at all and just let it flow out.

At this point, I should say that I was wearing my normal Saturday uniform of a football kit (as per my un-owned rules). I was also expecting a delivery that I had hoped would arrive early in the day. You see, while 3 empty diapers were slightly noticeable under the kit, I could kind of hide them. 4, full diapers, however were extremely noticeable and there was nothing I could do to hide them. At 12:45 the doorbell rang. It was the postman. I opened the door, looking a complete sight wearing a football kit, with a huge bulge in the shorts and green slime on my face. It was made worse by the lumps in the diapers where the eggs had yet to break. He stood there for what seemed like an eternity, just staring. He didn’t say anything, just stared before handing me the package and escaping as quickly as he could. I don’t know who was more embarrassed, me or him.

At 1PM a new rule came into force. I was only allowed to crawl. I could stand 3 times an hour but not walk. Shortly after I started crawling the eggs broke. This let a load of slime into my arse crack and the shell fragments started to sting a bit. The crawining was actually quite easy and I only failed it for one of the hours. I also had to duct tape a single wrap of tape to hold the diapers firmly in place. Again no problem here. At some point between 1 and 1:30 i had to poop. It was horrible. There was no real smell but it was warm and slimey. From the way my stomach was feeling now I knew it was the first of many and I was fearful that I could be kept in the same diaper package for a long time.

At 2 PM Pooped again. I also took a water tablet and drank another 3 glasses of water. The didn’t stay in my system for long, because by about 2:20 I was peeing again. At 2:30, I wrapped my entire diaper package with saran wrap and secured it with duct tape. This made me more restricted and I was crawling funny, but the challenge continued as normal. At 3PM I had to start to drink a glass of water every hour. I also peed some more. 4PM brough more restrictions when I was required to duct tape my hand into a fist. This made crawling more awkward and also meant I would have to think how I carried out some of the other challenges. It was quite comfortable at first, but after a while I got pins and needles so had to flex my fingers as best I could to try and make it better. By now I was peeing every 20 minutes or so, so I won’t list each and every time I wetted or messed my diaper from now on in. Take it as read that it was a lot of times.

5PM – I was told I had to dink 7 glasses of water between now and the end of the challenge. This was in addition to the one per hour I had earned earlier on. I decided to get 3 done this hour and 4 the following. I didn’t want them too close to bed time. 6PM was dinner and desert. I just had a sandwich for dinner, but for desert I was instructed to have an ice cream sundae with at least two scoops of ice cream, a full can of whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and caramel sauce. I had to finish it all and just use my face to eat it. Again, I put it in a dog bowl and got stuck in. I thought I had finished it all but there was still some residue of the sauce that I missed, so I smeared that over my head. I now looked a complete mess of green slime, brown sauce and cream. More modifications were required to my diaper package and more duct tape was applied to the crotch and around the waist.

At 7PM I am told that I am to wait an additional 4 hours to remove the diapers if I fail the challenge. I’m feeling quite worn out by now. 8PM brought another water tablet and another glass of water. Things were really flowing in my diaper now and I had indigestion. All in all I was feeling crap and wanted to cry. I kept going though.

I had to re-roll the dice for 9PM as an injury meant that I couldn’t squat in the corner as originally planned. Because of this I added 5 more fail slips to the pot and re-rolled to get a 1. I was to cover the entire diaper package in duct tape to form what looked like a pair of rubber boxer briefs. I also had to hold a bar of soap in my mouth for an hour. I should report that I had to remove the soap 3 times. It tasted disgusting.

10 PM was bed time. I failed the day overall, so had to sleep in the diaper/duct tape package. It was a very uncomfortable night, but probably for the best as I was till filling up the diaper. I was surprised they weren’t leaking, but then again they were the heavy duty kind. The next day I spent the next morning in the package as well. By now, however things had eased off and although still slimy and horrible I managed to hold it all in until 12:00.

Cutting off the package was very painful and it looked disgusting. I was gad I had a bin bag handy. Someone messaged me to say that after I finished the challenge I should put the diaper on my head for 30 minutes. Because of the mess in it and the way I had to cut it off I was unable to do this, so failed his challenge. He is going to email me a follow up punishment challenge and his convenience, so look out for that

Throughout the challenge there were a number of mini challenges, this is how I got on with them:

Mini-Challenge #1: Stress Test
The challenge is automatically accepted and started at the beginning of the dare at 8AM. You succeed if you have avoided wetting your diaper by 12PM noon, and get double PASS slips. You do not receive FAIL slips from this challenge. This challenge becomes locked if you wet your diaper. – FAILED

Mini-Challenge #2: No Good Deed…
Go onto GetDare and post three good diaper dares in three different threads. They must be well thought out, consist of multiple good sized paragraphs, and be fairly devious. This challenge unlocked from the start, and is failed if you mess your diaper before all three dares are posted. This challenge is locked if your diaper is messy. – FAILED

Mini-Challenge #3: Banana Race
This challenge may overlap with other challenges. Cut four bananas in half, reach down the back of your diaper, and insert two of the halves into your ass. You must hold both halves in your ass for 20 minutes, at which point you may expel them and insert the next two halves. You fail this challenge if you expel any of the bananas before 20 minutes has elapsed, or if this challenge becomes locked before it is completed. This challenge is unlocked from the start, and becomes locked if you have reached level two on the Diaper Package Schedule (as you no longer have access to your diaper). – PASSED

Mini-Challenge #4: An Age-old Classic
Win two games of computer solitaire, during which time you may not sit, kneel, or stand fully. This challenge is locked until 4PM, and is failed if you wet yourself before winning all three games. If you succeed this challenge, you may skip three instances where you would have to drink a glass of water (one skip per glass, you don’t get to skip multiple glasses with a single skip). – PASSED

Mini-Challenge #5: MADAGASCAR!
Complete a game of Pandemic 2, wiping out the whole planet with a disease called Diaper Rash. A screenshot of the victory screen is required as proof with the date and time clearly visible on the screen. This challenge is failed if you wet your diaper after you start a game, but before you’ve successfully wiped out all life. This challenge is locked until 5PM. Failing this challenge adds an extra hour to the end of the dare the next morning should you fail the overall dare. Succeeding this challenge earns you an extra PASS slip (screw you Madagascar…). – FAILED

Mini-Challenge #6: The Mixer
You must run in place, taking 50 high-knee steps, only counting those where your knees reach to or above your waist. If you pause for any reason, your count resets. You fail this challenge if you wet yourself after you start, but before reaching 50 steps. This challenge is locked until you’ve reached at least Stage 4 of the Diaper Package Schedule. This challenge is re-locked if you are under complications from either Roll #5 or Roll #8 that would prevent you from completing it. If you succeed this challenge, and you rolled a 5 for Roll #13, you may choose to change your Roll #13 to any other result instead (except 6 of course), or you can keep it as it, your choice. -FAILED

Mini-Challenge #7a: An Unwanted Reward
You’ve reached the end, here’s your reward… Orgasm into your diaper—you may not tamper with your diaper package in order to achieve this. This challenge is locked until 9PM, is mandatory, and must be completed before the dare ends at 10PM. Succeeding this challenge nets you three additional PASS slips instead of one, while failing does not generate any FAIL slips at all. – FAILED

Alternate Mini-Challenge #7b: The Road to Heaven
If you’ve reached 9PM having completed the six other mini-challenges successfully (no fails on any of them), you may attempt an alternate win condition. At this point, you may opt to forgo your Roll #13 all together and attempt to complete Mini-Challenge #7a unimpeded. If you do successfully complete it, you may forgo drawing all together, and simply win the challenge here and now. – FAILED