So I figured that I would set myself some tasks every now and again until I find a Master. Some of these will be practical, some written some just research. I thought I would start with this list I found a while back on the web so I can’t take any credit for it. I set myself 24 hours to complete as many piss related tasks as i could. I was hoping to get them all done but failed 🙁
Completed
- Stick your head in your toilet at home and flush.
- For a whole day collect any piss not being used for the tasks below in a bottle at the end of the day, use an enema to douche yourself with the piss.
- Fill a water bottle with piss. Go to the gym and exercise. Use piss to hydrate.
- Soak a pair of underwear with your piss. Wring the undies out into your mouth. Wear them until the next morning.
- Visit a public toilet Remove your underwear. Ball them up and put them in a urinal beside the urinal cake. Return an hour later. Fetch your underwear, which should now be soaked with piss. Put them back on and wear them until the next morning.
- Piss yourself in public.
- When you brush your teeth, use piss instead of water to wet the toothbrush.
- Fill a jug with piss. Use it to wash your hair. The piss must be used to create lather, and to rinse the lather from your hair. Style your hair as usual before you leave the house.
- Visit the mensroom at your local bar, fast food restaurant, gas station—whatever’s convenient—and clean the urinals with your tongue. Piss stains, stray pubes, loogies, cigarette butts—whatever’s on or in the urinal should end up in your mouth, then in your belly.
- Hungry? Go to a mensroom. Bring a piece of bread with you. Use the bread to wipe the rim of the urinals. Eat up.
Failed to complete
- Challenge yourself to make a tasty “cock”-tail that utilizes piss and alcohol as main ingredients (along with whatever other mixers and ingredients you deem appropriate), then post the recipe online for your fellow faggots to make at home. (Failed as i don’t drink alcohol unless made to by Master)
- Instead of milk, eat your morning cereal with piss. (failed – i don’t eat breakfast)
- Go on Craigslist and advertise yourself as a urinal, either in your own home or in a secure public restroom somewhere. Establish “office hours” during which the “urinal” will be open and invite Men to come empty their bladder. Keep a tally of how many piss loads you drink. (Failed – time constraints)
- Make a can of condensed soup for lunch. Like chicken noodle. Instead of adding a can of water, add a can of piss. (failed – missed lunch as was completing other tasks)
- Get a popsicle mold and fill it will your piss or your Sir’s piss. Freeze. Enjoy a tasty frozen treat, or use the piss-cicle to fuck yourself. (part failed – had to be completed the next day due to freezing times)